Heather- How to avoid driving me insane.

Oookayyy. So, i'm pretty nervous about this post because I know a lot of things bug the hell out of me, and I tend to get really worked up when I talk about them.

Like last week, these are in no particular order, just whatever comes to me first.

For anyone who doesn't know me, which is everyone in this group, I'm a smoker. It bugs me when people complain about it, but the thing that absolutely sets me off is when I'm lectured about smoking. Don't tell me it's gonna kill me if I continue, especially when you have worse habits. It's bad for my health, it can lead to cancer, blahblahblah. Do you think I don't know that? I don't live under a rock.

Can children be a pet peeve? Because if so, that's one. I can't stand parents that can't/won't control their children and kids that are ill-behaved. No, I don't want your kid touching me with their nasty, sticky fingers. If your child is almost 16 and still can't read because he/she is lazy, you have failed as a parent. If your child wears coke-bottle glasses and you let them sit on the computer or play video games or sit a foot away from the tv for hours on end, you have failed as a parent. I think their should be a test required before you're allowed to breed. If you fail 3 times, you have a mandatory vasectomy/hysterectomy. And PLEASE, no more than 10 kids per person. 19 kids, Duggar family? Really?

Cheaters and liars piss me off. I know I'm guilty of lying, and I don't pretend to be innocent. But I love when people lie to me when I know the truth. I like letting them build this whole story, then calling them out. I've been cheated on a time or two, and I've also been the girl on the side. I know it sucks, but if you're gonna cheat on me, at least make sure she's hotter than me. Don't do it with some girl that you have to be on all kinds of drugs to sleep with. It makes me want to castrate people. As for the chick on the side, don't get mad at her. She's not the one telling you she loves you. Whether she knew or not, it's stupid to get pissed at some girl because your man is worthless.

On a semi-related note, people that stay with an abusive/cheating/generally douchebag-ish partner irritate me. No, it's not your fault that they do whatever they do. It is, however, your fault that you stay. I've done all of these types of relationships before and that's how I came to this conclusion.

I hope I don't offend anyone with this next one. I can't stand people that don't dress for their body type. I'm not saying thick women shouldn't show off. They're beautiful as hell, if they're classy. Same goes for tiny chicks. I don't want to see your ribs. It makes me wanna buy 8 cheeseburgers and shove 6 down your throat, and eat two myself so I don't ever look like that. I understand that some people have eating disorders, but seriously, BE HEALTHY. It's sexier than anything.

Attention whores make me wanna scream. There's no need to get so drunk that you can no longer walk on your own. There's no need to bitch and moan about how bad your life sucks, especially when you keep going back to the drama. And there's no reason to broadcast your entire life. I can assure you, most people don't care. Divas also make me wanna set myself on fire. If you can't fix your own hair/makeup/outfit before we go out, don't bother doing it. I shouldn't have to get the two of us ready.

I know I'm guilty of having a few fake friends. Please don't say we're "besties" if you don't even bother telling me that you're leaving the country, especially when we've been hanging out at least twice a week for the last couple of months and haven't tried to contact me at all since you've been gone. You don't deserve that title.

PPL Wh0 TYPE LiiKE DiiS, 0R smthnq smlr (that's my ghetto version of "similar") kill me slowly. Reading this stuff (or trying to) is like torture for my grammar loving soul. A "g" should not be substituted by a "q." They are different letters and make different sounds. I don't think people have to have perfect grammar all the time, but there is a line.

Since my family is home right now, I have A LOT of things coming to mind, but we'll condense those and say my stepsister, my little brother, and my stepmom.

Ugh. I'm highly irritated now, so I'm gonna go smoke since it doesn't harm you or anything.

By the way, I've decided to post a picture with every blog. This is my NHS induction. :)