"hey does this smell like chloroform?"
"I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."
*thumbs down* : "Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive."
O_O Nerdy pick-up lines are often times the BEST ones. I'm not into the guys that can throw around pick-up lines at all but I do think that it takes a guy with a brain to be attractive and therefore would actually fall for something like these (if I weren't already taken) because I loooove nerdy stuff.
oh. and last but definitely not least
"I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"
I'm not one that is ever hit on... EVER. never have been really, never want to be. I've always hung out with my uncle and listened to his (which is AMAZING)... the one he uses most often is when we're in stores that sell clothes.
"Hey uh, you look like you're about the size of my girlfriend, could you do me a favor and try this on so I could get a good idea of what it would look like on her?" (yes, MANY people actually fall for this!!!) That gets us kicked out of a lot of places but it is pure genius!!!
I'm not one that is ever hit on... EVER. never have been really, never want to be. I've always hung out with my uncle and listened to his (which is AMAZING)... the one he uses most often is when we're in stores that sell clothes.
"Hey uh, you look like you're about the size of my girlfriend, could you do me a favor and try this on so I could get a good idea of what it would look like on her?" (yes, MANY people actually fall for this!!!) That gets us kicked out of a lot of places but it is pure genius!!!
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