So the most recent pick-up line I've encountered occurred at Best Buy. I was playing the tester games which happened to be Geometry Wars on Xbox 360 (mind you I'm pretty good at this game) when a guy comes up and asks me what game I was playing. I told him and then he kept trying to talk to me and make conversation. I like to make eye contact when I'm talking to people, so I looked at him and answered one of his questions which caused me to die in the game. I told him he made me die. Then, I could tell he felt a little bad but was probably glad to have my full attention now. We talked for a couple minutes. I tried to get out of the conversation multiple times, but he wouldn't take a hint, and he wasn't rude to me so I felt like I couldn't just walk off or tell him to shut up. He decided to show me his favorite games and asked what type of games I like to play. I told him Call Of Duty was a favorite. He asked if I was any good and I told him not really, he responded by TELLING me I was good. He started flirting really hard with me and then decided to ask me for my gamer tag so we could hook up. Too make this whole thing even funnier, my boyfriend was at Best Buy with me. He had wondered off to look at a movie why I played Geometry Wars. He started heading back to see some guy talking to me and lingered in a near by isle so he could hear our whole conversation. When I finally left the nerd, my boyfriend came up to me laughing his ass off! He thought the nerd trying to get at me and asking me for my gamer tag was the funniest thing he ever saw/heard! I started giggling too a bit but was kind of mad he hadn't butted in and saved me from the drawn out conversation. This would have to be the best pick-up line I've ever heard. If I had my own gamer tag (instead of using my boyfriend's) I for sure would have gave him my gamer tag just because this was the best thing I've ever heard!! I've never heard such a thing!
Now, my least favorite pick-up line I've heard recently was "That's a nice pair of legs, what time do they open?" Comments like this disgust me. I have so many other horrible pick-up lines I've heard and some make me want to punch a guy in the face. Do people really believe pick-up lines like that work? I would not give any of my time to someone that used a pick-up line like that on me. Here's another, "You've got nice breasts, what color are your nipples?" Where the heck did this one come from?! I honestly can't help but to laugh at that one. "Do you like clocks? Put two hands and a face on this?" (while pointing down). That one is actually a little clever to me, but I still wouldn't give the guy any props for it. Disturbing.
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