The topic this week is kind of a fantasy - and I'm going to be honest and tell you straight forward I've had a hellacious week and I'm not the most imaginative. So here's the setup:
You are now in the witness protection program... What is your new name? Where are you relocating? What did you witness? Who is coming with you?
Let's pretend for a moment that I've caught on to some massive conspiracy plot to overthrow the government by using cheese. Why cheese? Why not. Needless to say, my information places me in mortal danger while we wait for the legal process to conclude and I'm taken into protective custody.
Since we're going ridiculous here, my new name will be the same as my porn name (you know, where you take your first pet's name and the street you grew up on? Not an actual porn name - freak!) - Brandy Avilez. I know, it's kind of hot.
Naturally my son is coming with me. Can't leave him behind. And I'm going to tell them they have to take Geoff and his son along for the ride. Rest of the family; I'll contact you through those secure ways they show in the movies as I am able. Sorry! There's too many of you.
If you know me at all, you are aware of my distinct hatred of cold weather so naturally I'll be sent to live in some cold place that doesn't exist - like North Dakota, where I will be forced to become a housewife and learn to make knick knacks at home which I will pray to be featured on Regretsy.
I am really, really glad none of this would ever happen though!
What's your story?
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